LONDON, March 26th, 2007 — Rita Smethwick, Manchester housew
ife and mother of 4 called for the scrapping of the US Dollar as the world’s default currency.
“The US Dollar is crap and everyone except the lard brains that try to pass themselves off as politicians knows it”
she said during her regular trip to Patels newsagent on Manchester’s Moss Side. It was later revealed that Mrs Smethwich had been put up to this stunt by her eldest son, Heathwick, who was seeking to influence the forex markets in favour of certain weak positions he held in Japanese Yen. Heathwick was later arrested and could face up to 120 years in prison for acts of terrorism whilst using a mancunian accent. Shown is a picture of a US Dollar featuring former US President Andrew Jackson. Jackson never lived in Manchester although there are many people in the greater Manchester area called Jackson. None of them could be reached for comment regarding any involvement they may have with the US Dollar although further arrests are deemed imminent.
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