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Monthly Archives: March 2007

Time To Go Ubuntu

29-Mar-07

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Shoes That Talk As You Walk

28-Mar-07

CARACAS, Venezuela - - Dr Hermann Ziotrope the renowned proponent of singing handbags has invented talking shoes. Speaking several languages, the shoes carry a microchip and tiny but powerful speakers located in the heel section. The shoes are linked to the GPS network and are able to inform the wearer of just how many steps [...]

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Silence On The Throne?

27-Mar-07

CACOPHONY OF SILENCE GREETS BLAIR AS HE PAYS A VISIT – Prime Minister Tony Blair is at a loss to explain it and so are many of the staff at No 10. For the past few months, Blair, (or “Egotistical, vain glorious, airhead, banker controlled muppet” as he is known in the pubs and clubs [...]

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“US Dollar Crap” Says Rita Smethwick

26-Mar-07

LONDON, March 26th, 2007 — Rita Smethwick, Manchester housewife and mother of 4 called for the scrapping of the US Dollar as the world’s default currency.
“The US Dollar is crap and everyone except the lard brains that try to pass themselves off as politicians knows it”
she said during her regular trip to Patels newsagent on [...]

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